comments go elsewhere
2010.02.16 - #310
The Verdict
The Verdict
2010.02.16 - #309
The Solution
The Solution
2010.02.15 - #308
Let's keep it civil, your honor.
Let's keep it civil, your honor.
2010.02.12 - #307
Not my job.
Not my job.
2010.02.11 - #306
The old man is tough as nails.
The old man is tough as nails.
2010.02.11 - #305
Probably not.
Probably not.
2010.02.10 - #303
And the dad of the year award goes to:
And the dad of the year award goes to:
2010.02.10 - #302
Livestock make themselves useful.
Livestock make themselves useful.
2010.02.10 - #301
Revelation
Revelation
2010.02.09 - #300
Peace-Pipe My Ass
Peace-Pipe My Ass
2010.02.08 - #299
Like, duh.
Like, duh.
2010.02.05 - #298
Do not touch under any circumstance.
Do not touch under any circumstance.
2010.02.04 - #297
Let them eat TP.
Let them eat TP.
2010.02.03 - #296
Screw That Guy
Screw That Guy
2010.02.02 - #295
Beware!
Beware!
2010.02.01 - #294
Adorable even.
Adorable even.
2010.01.29 - #293
So Absent-Minded.
So Absent-Minded.
2010.01.28 - #292
I must protest.
I must protest.
2010.01.27 - #291
Out of Line
Out of Line
2010.01.26 - #290
Electricity is for the weak.
Electricity is for the weak.
2010.01.25 - #289
I should know.
I should know.
2010.01.22 - #288
Maybe
Maybe
2010.01.21 - #287
Don't make me destroy you.
Don't make me destroy you.
2010.01.20 - #286
I'm on to you.
I'm on to you.
2010.01.19 - #285
Call PETA.
Call PETA.
2010.01.18 - #284
Something just reminded me of it.
Something just reminded me of it.
2010.01.15 - #283
Priorities
Priorities
2010.01.14 - #282
Good job!
Good job!
2010.01.13 - #281
Household Tip #736
Household Tip #736
2010.01.12 - #280
Bragged into a Corner
Bragged into a Corner
2010.01.11 - #279
Pneumatics 101
Pneumatics 101
2010.01.08 - #278
So Portable
So Portable
2010.01.07 - #277
Act Casual
Act Casual
2010.01.06 - #276
Well I have now.
Well I have now.
2010.01.05 - #275
Justice awaits thee, sir!
Justice awaits thee, sir!
2010.01.04 - #274
The cost of pots will soon increase.
The cost of pots will soon increase.
2010.01.01 - #273
Bigger is better.
Bigger is better.
2009.12.31 - #272
Try to be careful.
Try to be careful.
2009.12.30 - #271
I am a doctor.
I am a doctor.
2009.12.29 - #270
Let there be no confusion.
Let there be no confusion.
2009.12.28 - #269
We must build a rocket.
We must build a rocket.
2009.12.25 - #268
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast
2009.12.24 - #267
AKA The Harbinger Of Death
AKA The Harbinger Of Death
2009.12.23 - #266
The Last Straw
The Last Straw
2009.12.22 - #265
God is down.
God is down.
2009.12.21 - #264
Panic in high places.
Panic in high places.
2009.12.18 - #263
MORE PRODUCTION!
MORE PRODUCTION!
2009.12.17 - #262
Add it to the text book.
Add it to the text book.
2009.12.16 - #261
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
2009.12.15 - #260
BEWARE GALACTICUS
BEWARE GALACTICUS
2009.12.14 - #259
There will be hell to pay.
There will be hell to pay.
2009.12.11 - #258
They came bearing a heavy lesson.
They came bearing a heavy lesson.
2009.12.10 - #257
Problems With Technique
Problems With Technique
2009.12.09 - #256
Not yet I'm afraid.
Not yet I'm afraid.
2009.12.08 - #255
Sweet Nothings
Sweet Nothings
2009.12.08 - #254
You kids today with your fancy shit.
You kids today with your fancy shit.
2009.12.07 - #253
We must rebuild.
We must rebuild.
2009.12.04 - #252
Medieval Medicine
Medieval Medicine
2009.12.03 - #251
Telling it like it is.
Telling it like it is.
2009.12.02 - #250
Do it.
Do it.
2009.12.01 - #249
Have no fear.
Have no fear.
2009.11.30 - #248
You monsters.
You monsters.
2009.11.27 - #247
Sir yes sir!
Sir yes sir!
2009.11.26 - #246
And thus we were rid of him.
And thus we were rid of him.
2009.11.25 - #245
Works like a charm.
Works like a charm.
2009.11.24 - #244
Armaggedon is a bitch.
Armaggedon is a bitch.
2009.11.23 - #243
Not so fast there.
Not so fast there.
2009.11.20 - #242
I disagree.
I disagree.
2009.11.19 - #241
Not with that attitude, mister.
Not with that attitude, mister.
2009.11.18 - #240
The New Deal
The New Deal
2009.11.17 - #239
No means no.
No means no.
2009.11.16 - #238
The High Price of Defeat
The High Price of Defeat
2009.11.13 - #237
What's to stop me?
What's to stop me?
2009.11.12 - #236
A moment of clarity.
A moment of clarity.
2009.11.11 - #235
The Bit Bucket
The Bit Bucket
2009.11.10 - #234
Jesus this is taking forever.
Jesus this is taking forever.
2009.11.09 - #233
We have the tools.
We have the tools.
2009.11.06 - #232
Is that some kind of question?
Is that some kind of question?
2009.11.05 - #231
Highly Derivative
Highly Derivative
2009.11.04 - #230
The Dilemma
The Dilemma
2009.11.03 - #229
What manner of mutiny is this?
What manner of mutiny is this?
2009.11.02 - #228
Good News
Good News
2009.10.30 - #227
Our Little Secret
Our Little Secret
2009.10.29 - #226
A Higher Power
A Higher Power
2009.10.28 - #225
Overachiever
Overachiever
2009.10.27 - #224
Dreams do come true.
Dreams do come true.
2009.10.26 - #223
We're getting a little desperate.
We're getting a little desperate.
2009.10.23 - #222
Nostalgia
Nostalgia
2009.10.22 - #221
Recognize
Recognize
2009.10.21 - #220
Beware!
Beware!
2009.10.20 - #219
Feel better?
Feel better?
2009.10.19 - #218
The Lesson
The Lesson
2009.10.16 - #217
Would you like one?
Would you like one?
2009.10.15 - #216
The budget has been precisely calculated.
The budget has been precisely calculated.
2009.10.14 - #215
The Duel
The Duel
2009.10.13 - #214
What a pleasant surprise.
What a pleasant surprise.
2009.10.12 - #213
The gift that keeps on giving.
The gift that keeps on giving.
2009.10.09 - #212
Racing in Style
Racing in Style
2009.10.08 - #211
It's all in the wrist.
It's all in the wrist.
2009.10.07 - #210
There's no turning back.
There's no turning back.
2009.10.06 - #209
The Wilderness
The Wilderness
2009.10.05 - #208
Worship it.
Worship it.
2009.10.02 - #207
This punchline better be good.
This punchline better be good.
2009.10.01 - #206
The Hard Sell
The Hard Sell
2009.09.30 - #205
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
2009.09.29 - #204
That'll learn 'ya.
That'll learn 'ya.
2009.09.28 - #203
First of all, it just looks bad.
First of all, it just looks bad.
2009.09.25 - #202
I can supplement their punishment.
I can supplement their punishment.
2009.09.24 - #201
You can do it.
You can do it.
2009.09.23 - #200
The hat's a dead giveaway.
The hat's a dead giveaway.
2009.09.22 - #199
I imagine this is how it went down.
I imagine this is how it went down.
2009.09.21 - #198
Ok kids.
Ok kids.
2009.09.18 - #197
The Auction Block
The Auction Block
2009.09.17 - #196
THIS GUY was a god-damned pioneer.
THIS GUY was a god-damned pioneer.
2009.09.16 - #195
The right tool for the job.
The right tool for the job.
2009.09.15 - #194
She works in mysterious ways.
She works in mysterious ways.
2009.09.14 - #193
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
2009.09.11 - #192
Pulling out all the stops.
Pulling out all the stops.
2009.09.10 - #191
I'm not the freaking maid.
I'm not the freaking maid.
2009.09.09 - #190
Well I'll be damned.
Well I'll be damned.
2009.09.08 - #189
It's good enough.
It's good enough.
2009.09.07 - #188
Check the lost and found.
Check the lost and found.
2009.09.04 - #187
As usual.
As usual.
2009.09.03 - #186
Ok, It's nap-time grandpa.
Ok, It's nap-time grandpa.
2009.09.02 - #185
Thoughtcrime is death.
Thoughtcrime is death.
2009.09.01 - #184
By the book.
By the book.
2009.08.31 - #183
Charge!
Charge!
2009.08.28 - #182
Subcreatures!
Subcreatures!
2009.08.27 - #181
You probably deserve it.
You probably deserve it.
2009.08.26 - #180
Your quest is at an end.
Your quest is at an end.
2009.08.25 - #179
There will be hell to pay.
There will be hell to pay.
2009.08.24 - #178
In the face of adversity.
In the face of adversity.
2009.08.21 - #177
Ingredients Classified
Ingredients Classified
2009.08.20 - #176
I call them like I see them.
I call them like I see them.
2009.08.19 - #175
Fortune's Fool
Fortune's Fool
2009.08.18 - #174
The Overachiever
The Overachiever
2009.08.17 - #173
Don't MAKE me get out of this kayak.
Don't MAKE me get out of this kayak.
2009.08.14 - #172
Who knew?
Who knew?
2009.08.13 - #171
I'm a pragmatic man.
I'm a pragmatic man.
2009.08.12 - #170
But that shape was not made of matter.
But that shape was not made of matter.
2009.08.11 - #169
Let's get down to business.
Let's get down to business.
2009.08.10 - #168
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
2009.08.07 - #167
Be prepared.
Be prepared.
2009.08.06 - #166
It'll be a close one.
It'll be a close one.
2009.08.05 - #165
I am hung over like you wouldn't believe.
I am hung over like you wouldn't believe.
2009.08.04 - #164
The proverbial FAIL.
The proverbial FAIL.
2009.08.03 - #163
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
2009.07.31 - #162
The Basics
The Basics
2009.07.30 - #161
And thus the cycle of life continues.
And thus the cycle of life continues.
2009.07.29 - #160
It's half-off too.
It's half-off too.
2009.07.28 - #159
Reasons to cut out your pockets.
Reasons to cut out your pockets.
2009.07.27 - #158
Uncanny
Uncanny
2009.07.24 - #157
Your argument has failed.
Your argument has failed.
2009.07.23 - #156
On the cutting edge.
On the cutting edge.
2009.07.22 - #155
Color photography is hard.
Color photography is hard.
2009.07.21 - #154
For 10 points.
For 10 points.
2009.07.20 - #153
Let's turn around.
Let's turn around.
2009.07.17 - #152
I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
2009.07.16 - #151
We'll have to play dead.
We'll have to play dead.
2009.07.15 - #150
Don't be a pussy.
Don't be a pussy.
2009.07.14 - #149
Survive More!
Survive More!
2009.07.13 - #148
Pro Tip:
Pro Tip:
2009.07.10 - #147
Welcome!
Welcome!
2009.07.09 - #146
Disintegrator
Disintegrator
2009.07.08 - #145
Your prayers have been answered.
Your prayers have been answered.
2009.07.07 - #144
Shall we leave you two alone?
Shall we leave you two alone?
2009.07.06 - #143
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
2009.07.03 - #142
Ultimatum
Ultimatum
2009.07.02 - #141
Don't let me catch you again.
Don't let me catch you again.
2009.07.01 - #140
I never noticed before.
I never noticed before.
2009.06.30 - #139
The Price
The Price
2009.06.29 - #138
The Fog of War
The Fog of War
2009.06.26 - #137
It's scientific.
It's scientific.
2009.06.25 - #136
Bigger is better.
Bigger is better.
2009.06.24 - #135
Well it's accurate at least.
Well it's accurate at least.
2009.06.23 - #134
Quitting is not an option.
Quitting is not an option.
2009.06.22 - #133
You're just an underachiever.
You're just an underachiever.
2009.06.19 - #132
That can't be good.
That can't be good.
2009.06.18 - #131
The Awakening
The Awakening
2009.06.17 - #130
It's a little late now.
It's a little late now.
2009.06.16 - #129
Don't encourage her.
Don't encourage her.
2009.06.15 - #128
Admit your lies.
Admit your lies.
2009.06.12 - #127
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
2009.06.11 - #126
The Key to Power
The Key to Power
2009.06.10 - #125
We'll be rich (part 2).
We'll be rich (part 2).
2009.06.09 - #124
As it should be.
As it should be.
2009.06.08 - #123
It will be glorious!
It will be glorious!
2009.06.05 - #122
It comes in many guises.
It comes in many guises.
2009.06.04 - #121
Indecent Proposal
Indecent Proposal
2009.06.03 - #120
We demand it.
We demand it.
2009.06.02 - #119
Careless talk strikes again.
Careless talk strikes again.
2009.06.01 - #118
Got it, boss.
Got it, boss.
2009.05.29 - #117
If only, kid.
If only, kid.
2009.05.28 - #116
Born again hard.
Born again hard.
2009.05.27 - #115
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
2009.05.26 - #114
For reasons unknown.
For reasons unknown.
2009.05.25 - #113
Very Educational
Very Educational
2009.05.22 - #112
They set a fine example.
They set a fine example.
2009.05.21 - #111
He was truly a pioneer.
He was truly a pioneer.
2009.05.20 - #110
How rude!
How rude!
2009.05.19 - #109
Must escape.
Must escape.
2009.05.18 - #108
Well worth it.
Well worth it.
2009.05.15 - #107
The Spoils of War
The Spoils of War
2009.05.14 - #106
Hard as nails.
Hard as nails.
2009.05.13 - #105
The law's the law.
The law's the law.
2009.05.12 - #104
Lost
Lost
2009.05.11 - #103
Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement
2009.05.08 - #102
Important Research
Important Research
2009.05.07 - #101
I'm hideous!
I'm hideous!
2009.05.06 - #100
You're better than this.
You're better than this.
2009.05.05 - #99
Them's the breaks.
Them's the breaks.
2009.05.04 - #98
Via some parable perhaps.
Via some parable perhaps.
2009.05.01 - #97
So Nonchalant
So Nonchalant
2009.04.30 - #96
Discipline
Discipline
2009.04.29 - #95
And there were many suitors.
And there were many suitors.
2009.04.28 - #94
It is slightly unique.
It is slightly unique.
2009.04.27 - #93
Mine, all mine.
Mine, all mine.
2009.04.24 - #92
Can you handle it?
Can you handle it?
2009.04.23 - #91
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
2009.04.22 - #90
Milgram
Milgram
2009.04.21 - #89
Magical Moment
Magical Moment
2009.04.20 - #88
Adventure
Adventure
2009.04.17 - #87
At least it's better than the mines.
At least it's better than the mines.
2009.04.16 - #86
El Chupacabras
El Chupacabras
2009.04.15 - #85
Learning is hard.
Learning is hard.
2009.04.14 - #84
Holistic Medicine
Holistic Medicine
2009.04.13 - #83
Why so glum?
Why so glum?
2009.04.10 - #82
I am your king.
I am your king.
2009.04.09 - #81
Curiosity
Curiosity
2009.04.08 - #80
What have we learned?
What have we learned?
2009.04.07 - #79
What say you?
What say you?
2009.04.06 - #78
Top-Secret Plans
Top-Secret Plans
2009.04.03 - #77
Long Overdue
Long Overdue
2009.04.02 - #76
The Hopeless Romantic
The Hopeless Romantic
2009.04.01 - #75
The Pain
The Pain
2009.03.31 - #74
How Helpful
How Helpful
2009.03.30 - #73
The Innovator
The Innovator
2009.03.27 - #72
Prepare for the worst.
Prepare for the worst.
2009.03.26 - #71
The Road to Victory
The Road to Victory
2009.03.25 - #70
Sage-Like Advice
Sage-Like Advice
2009.03.24 - #69
Wayback Machine
Wayback Machine
2009.03.23 - #68
Emergency Procedure
Emergency Procedure
2009.03.20 - #67
For the millionth time.
For the millionth time.
2009.03.19 - #66
Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts
2009.03.18 - #65
Trifecta (part 1)
Trifecta (part 1)
2009.03.18 - #64
Trifecta (part 2)
Trifecta (part 2)
2009.03.18 - #63
Trifecta (part 3)
Trifecta (part 3)
2009.03.18 - #62
Trifecta (part 4)
Trifecta (part 4)
2009.03.18 - #61
Trifecta (part 5)
Trifecta (part 5)
2009.03.17 - #60
The Matador
The Matador
2009.03.16 - #59
Better Hurry
Better Hurry
2009.03.13 - #58
Inside jokes aren't funny.
Inside jokes aren't funny.
2009.03.12 - #57
Off you go now.
Off you go now.
2009.03.11 - #56
Calculation
Calculation
2009.03.10 - #55
How about you?
How about you?
2009.03.09 - #54
Shall I demonstrate?
Shall I demonstrate?
2009.03.06 - #53
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
2009.03.05 - #52
Miscommunication
Miscommunication
2009.03.04 - #51
The Obvious
The Obvious
2009.03.03 - #50
Make a difference.
Make a difference.
2009.03.02 - #49
The Question
The Question
2009.02.27 - #48
The Decor
The Decor
2009.02.26 - #47
As the old adage goes.
As the old adage goes.
2009.02.25 - #46
On the Move
On the Move
2009.02.24 - #45
Per the Tengwar inscription.
Per the Tengwar inscription.
2009.02.23 - #44
For the Greater Good
For the Greater Good
2009.02.20 - #43
Evolution
Evolution
2009.02.19 - #42
Now you know.
Now you know.
2009.02.18 - #41
Thus began a great nation.
Thus began a great nation.
2009.02.17 - #40
Competence is required.
Competence is required.
2009.02.16 - #39
Which one?
Which one?
2009.02.13 - #38
Guess who?
Guess who?
2009.02.12 - #37
Fortunately, they are easily distracted.
Fortunately, they are easily distracted.
2009.02.11 - #36
As per his Constitutional rights.
As per his Constitutional rights.
2009.02.10 - #35
Your accusations are baseless.
Your accusations are baseless.
2009.02.09 - #34
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
2009.02.06 - #33
Caught red-handed.
Caught red-handed.
2009.02.04 - #32
This calls for Divine Intervention.
This calls for Divine Intervention.
2009.02.02 - #31
The Royal Grounds
The Royal Grounds
2009.01.30 - #30
Satisfaction
Satisfaction
2009.01.28 - #29
Shall we turn around?
Shall we turn around?
2009.01.26 - #28
Resistance is futile.
Resistance is futile.
2009.01.23 - #27
Perseverance
Perseverance
2009.01.21 - #26
I need my space.
I need my space.
2009.01.19 - #25
We're done screwing around.
We're done screwing around.
2009.01.16 - #24
They aren't ALL bad.
They aren't ALL bad.
2009.01.14 - #23
Tea is not enough.
Tea is not enough.
2009.01.12 - #22
Meta
Meta
2009.01.09 - #21
How existential.
How existential.
2009.01.07 - #20
Hindsight
Hindsight
2009.01.05 - #19
I am a genius.
I am a genius.
2009.01.02 - #18
Reason Prevails
Reason Prevails
2008.12.31 - #17
The Scourge
The Scourge
2008.12.29 - #16
Chivalry is alive and well.
Chivalry is alive and well.
2008.12.26 - #15
His evil knows no bounds.
His evil knows no bounds.
2008.12.24 - #14
We have exceeded operational limits.
We have exceeded operational limits.
2008.12.22 - #13
Symptoms
Symptoms
2008.12.19 - #12
And now a word from our sponsors.
And now a word from our sponsors.
2008.12.17 - #11
The classics never die.
The classics never die.
2008.12.15 - #10
You must learn to enunciate.
You must learn to enunciate.
2008.12.12 - #9
Confession Time
Confession Time
2008.12.10 - #8
Flawless Victory
Flawless Victory
2008.12.08 - #7
You have to read between the lines.
You have to read between the lines.
2008.12.05 - #6
Treason
Treason
2008.12.03 - #5
Portrait of something.
Portrait of something.
2008.12.01 - #4
This is science, damn it.
This is science, damn it.
2008.11.29 - #3
This planet is overrated.
This planet is overrated.
2008.11.29 - #2
Places to go.
Places to go.
2008.11.28 - #1
The Prophecy
The Prophecy
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